CatPrin ("tailor of a cat"), has a website which contains some of the Internet's finest examples of Japglish. They seem to have updated the page recently, though, and no longer suggest giving your cat a "hub" [sic] after you "photo your cat lovelily with much trouble".

Needs more lens flares. I can still see a little if I look at an angle.

This is really just a conspiracy by big adhesive bandage to drum up more business.

Can I get a pitbull chaser?

Long before its current fame, CatPrin was immortalized in art. Here is that mysterious beauty known only as Cat Town:

http://cattown.lolwh.at/index.php

pitbull chasers here:
http://ihasahotdog.com/tag/pitbull/

The first time I saw that webpage was years ago and it was because I followed a link in one of Projekt Record's newsletters entitled "Cute cats in cute hats"...